# 001>E. L. E: The Countdown Has Already Began

Remember the dinosaurs? Awesome sons of bitches those were, innit? They got wiped out by some meteor or some shit! The Extinction Level Event right? Well, seems like since then we have always been searching the skies for answers and possibly tryna focus on not going out the same way.

But here is something you oughtta investigate. Mad years ago we were CONVINCED that AIDS was gonna wipe us out but then it was controlled. Mad mad years ago, we feared that cancer would do it...but again, we managed that. Crazy years ago it was polio, small px, malaria etc. All controlled. Ebola and the list continues.

Interesting how we freak out when a disease breaks out and then we panic and then we sit back, bitch and wait for the doctors to sort it out. Dr. House may not always have the answers.

I was talking to Tha JR and he told me how pathetic he felt the media was covering Swine Flu. Mass hysteria, quarantine etc. But at the back of our minds we think; "You know what? 6 months from now, we are gonna be reading up on past events and laugh about how crazy we all reacted about swine flu". And we shall laugh, discuss and shelf it in the annlas of our mind's history. Sound familiar?

What if? What if Dr. House doesn't manage to sort this case out? And what we end up with is mass deaths, America closesits borders, UK goes bananas, fucking Cubans who have the best medical research labs are not able to come up with anything! Africa not standing a chance coz fuck, its Africa, innit? What happens then? Well, first off, WE DIE! Every fuckin one of us dies. Closing its borders proved very stupid of the americans coz one of the  infected spread it ariound during the premier of Tom Cruise's latest film. Hollywood closes down, McDonald's shut down indefinitely. Over in Scotland yard its crazy; a cop nabbed a mugger who had swine flu, passed it on to the rest of them peeps and death ensues! Asia? Goddamn! SARS ain't got shit on swine flu. Antarctica out. Aussies couldn't believ what the fuck was going on. And Africa, well, roll credits.

So the pig wins! Swine flu successfully eradicates this already messed up civilization. On the upside, we always believed that itwould be caused by things like global warming, recession, war. No. We payed too much (maybe not too much) attention to the greater things that we overlooked some shit. I mean, its a fuckin flu. A fuckin' FLU!! And it wiped out the entire human race!

So, in this barren land that used to be earth, you open your eyes and can't believe what you see. Grass growing on KICC, broken buildings, foul odor in the air, no sound. Just cold and desolate. You are amazed that you are alive. Could you be the sole survivor? Are you Will Smith in "I Am Legend"? What do you do? As you ponder, hungry and frail, you hear a sound. Is it life? I am not alone! Its a  little girl..at least it sounds like a little girl, its been eons since you heard that sound. You see a figure in the horizon, you pick yourself up and begin to walk, you try to speak but nothing. It IS a girl!! Thank heavens! And as you get there, a rabid dog appears and mauls the girl, tearing her limb from limb. Yeah, animals also died, swine flu mutated. And she dies...and it comes for you! It rushes towards you. Fuck this!, you say. 

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So, millenia later the new civilization searches history and concluds; dinosaurs had pea sized brains so their E.L.E was unavoidable. But these guys, they landed on the moon, they developed the internet, cars, wifi, etc! these peoples were smart! So, how the FUCK did they let a flu kill their civization? Care to give an answer?